When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.

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