Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.

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