If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.

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